john green have had enough of your shit
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
when you accidentally bump into the president
yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
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a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me