fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

whoredinarygirl:

bagmilk:

reblog this post for nothing in your inbox

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wow it works every time

trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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